The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.
“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”
When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.
Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.
Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.
I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.
The tasteful sexual position where a man is over the edge of a couch or bed on his head. The woman comes over top of him insert his penis inside of her and does a reverse pile driver.
She then exclaimed get on your head bitch mama is about to give you the Amazonian pile-driver (tiny scream of scared arousal)
Someone who only goes for anal.
He didn't want to get inside me unless I let him in through the backdoor, fucking rear wheel driver.
A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.
Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.
New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.
Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car
Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?
Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well
Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere