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Gandalf Hitler

During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.

Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.

by TRUEHistoryOfMiddleEarth May 25, 2023


Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 12, 2020


Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.

Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 12, 2020


ADOLF HITLER

I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich.
Little known fact; Also Dope On The Mic.
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And that helmet to cover up that burnt ass face.

Other than his sick ass bars,

Hitler was an asshole, mofo fr killed Jews and shit dumbass weak ass motherfucker got beat by Russia and killed himself, weak ass nigga.

Quandilly Billy Hunter Scott Micheal Lantrop Steven Hunter Walker Jr the III : "Adolf Hitler was an asshole"
Timothy : " Yes, Quandilly Billy Hunter Scott Micheal Lantrop Steven Hunter Walker Jr the III, He was."

by PissMaster420 February 9, 2023


Hyphen hitler

The grammar nazi of all grammar nazis. Will never let one typo or mispelling get away from humiliation and execution. The leader of all grammar nazis. The master of the grammar race

My budy isnt a grammar nazi. He's hyphen hitler. He hunts down missing commas and typos like jews in 1943. One slip of the finger and hes got the typo gestapo all over you.

by Bigfacevinny November 6, 2019


Hitler Fingers

When one is fingering you to the point that you get a hot sensation like the people who suffered in the horrible genocide caused by the infamous Adolf Hitler.

When you put your fingers under your nose to try to represent Hitler's mustache that he totally stole from Charlie Chaplin.

My boyfriend loves to give Hitler fingers to me at the dinner table. Ouch. But in a good way.

by I don't want to put a name April 10, 2019


Adolf Hitler

An idiot who decided to find a way to kill Jews, go underground to attack the Russians and died SOMEHOW after his wedding😑🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Omg it’s Adolf Hitler we have to leave NOW!!!!

by Idontknowwattonamemyself November 2, 2019

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