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When one mentions something could mean 1 of 2 things and then proceeds to list more than two things.
Guy1: My kid keeps biting his hands. I’m not sure why.
Guy2: That could be 1 of 2 things. 1. He is teething. 2. He has a sore on his hand. 3. He has jelly on his fingers and really likes jelly.
Guy1: Dude, stop Millering me.
The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
This dude thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He will brag about how heavy his backpack is and can even carry six chairs at once. He compares himself to Chuck Norris but is really lighting McQueen's left ballsack. He doesn't like to admit it but he is really creepy too. He likes to stalk Shy on snapchat. This dude also watches anime but doesn't admit it either.
Miller Mauldin pls stop stalking Shy on snapchat.
Quinn Miller represents Mickey Mouse.
"You know that guy Quinn Miller?"
"No?"
"He represents Mickey Mouse"
"Oh yeah, that guy!"
Very centred about alfred grundy
sophie+alfred for life
alfred loves sophie marie miller
The Vigrus yet Clumsy shoving of a full unopened miller can wrist deep into the wide strait end of a vehicles tail pipe to keep a person or persons from driving while intoxicated.
Garry we must darty miller that young man before he destroys that beautiful pickup he seams to have arrived in.
Jeb Miller is the baddest mofo around his parts don't fuck with lips