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It's national stress/depression/torture day
Hey, Mia it's national stress day.
Mia: How?
James: UMM K-prep starts.
Mia: Oh, yeah. It's May 8th
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5 may Is The day when you need to go and find a boyfriend
Brother: today Is 5 may ya know what that means?
Sis: yes! Today Is the day when i can find a boyfriend!
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May 6th is finally hook up with that dude who you’ve been joking about hooking up with
Hey it’s May 6th, fuck it, let’s hook up
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the day when the sexiest person alive (who's name starts with an 'A') was born <3
Hey, their birthday is on May 31st, they must be super sexc.
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Bill: hey what day is it
Greg: May 7 it’s national lap dance day
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National unground your kids day
"May 14th is the best day ever because my parents gave me back my phone"
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Mai-Ly is a short girl with a big personality. She doesn’t take no for an answer and if you cross her you’ll surely regret it. She makes mistakes but she’s human. Though, she’s quick to right the wrong.
She’s thoughtful and kind to those she cares about, though incredibly stubborn at times and will never believe that she’s beautiful when you tell her. She’s accepting and she’ll be by your side even when everyone else is not. She’s got a laugh that would make anyone strive to hear it. She turns heads when she walks into a room and anyone would jump at the chance to have even a small conversation with her. She’s also exceptionally talented. She’s got one hell of an arm and isn’t afraid to use it.. whether for sports or “throwing down”, or standing up for herself and others.
She changes worlds without even thinking about it!
Mai-Ly is a friend who’s there to cry with you at your worst, and laugh with you at your best. She’s quick to pick you up when you’ve fallen and she’ll put everything back into place when it all comes crashing down. She’s someone you can talk to nonstop and trust with all of your secrets.
The laughs you will share with her will never be forgotten and the memories you created will stain into your head. You’ll think back often on every little moment you share and think to yourself how lucky you are to have been graced with such an amazing person in your life. Mai-Ly, you are truly incredible.
Happy birthday, Mai-Ly. You are amazing.
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