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A poem, story, or picture that is made up to induce irrational fear in myriad people.
Person 1: THE EARTH'S ON FIRE! Global Warming is coming to melt the ice caps and flood the world!
Person 2: Pfft, that's just an Al Gorie. If the ice caps melt, the water level will remain the same. It's already displaced its mass in water. >_>
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The juices of a ginger kid squeezed out with the pulp separated and carbonated
"Hey did you ever get some ginger ale?"
"Yea the kid put up a real fight"
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al-hariths are very sexy and have big cocks they are black and super tall he is a sexy god
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When you take a small globe and you stick it up a sexual partners ass.
I think i am going to surprise my girlfriend with the al gore tonight!
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when all the local democrats register as republicans and vote down the strongest candidate in the primaries. only to find a porn watching pedo has won the dems primary
also see meanwhile, back at the ranch
woa dude did you hear about whole the south carolina alvin green porn thing? they cant be that stupid
nah they arnt they just tried to vote down the republicans, and everyone that didnt know to do that thought al green was the singer. plus vick rawl sounds too much like rick roll. yep they really Al Green'd themselves this time.
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rhyming slang for casino
person one: lets hit up the al pacino after we leave scruffys tomight
person two: you know it!
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After drinking a thirty pack of Busch throwing up, shitting, and pissing on a person's chest. Then, mixing the discharge together with your dick and using it for anal lube, then blowing the load into the recievers hair so their hair appears to be silvery.
Alan: hey homeboy I got a fuckin thirty of busch
Fred: hell yeah man let's get on that shit
Al: man I got my own thirty who wants a dirty al?
Alan: you know I'm in
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