Salty Dog

1. Appalachian slang for favorite person, i.e. best friend or lover. Derived from the practice of rubbing salt on hunting dogs to keep off ticks. Since salt was commonly in limited supply, one would only do this to their favorite dog, and it became slang for favorite person.

2. A drink made with mixed rum and gin.

3. One who spends time on the ocean a lot, such as a sailor. Similar to sea dog.

1." Let me be your salty dog, or I won't be your man at all, honey let me be your salty dog" - Lyrics from "Salty Dog Blues" by Flatt and Scruggs.

2. Mix me up a Salty Dog, bartender!

3. The salty dog walked down the gangway and stumbled due to being used to walking on a boat.

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joe dog

a pimp for Howie's prostitutes

Joe Dog ain't happy. You owe us.
You can't take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.

Alpha-Dogging

The act of temporarily bolstering your own social status and the expense of another male (usually a friend). Most often seen in terms of an almost reflexive physiological reaction in the presence of an uncommonly attractive female. One male may physically or verbally insult his companion in order to portray his dominant status in the male-male relationship.

This portrayal is often facetious and is likely to be viewed negatively by the insulted party. The alpha-dogger will also feel like a bit of a dick.

1:"wtf brah, you just grabbed my ass, you're alpha-dogging because you saw that hot piece of ass"
2:"sorry dude, I was powerless against the force of millions of years of evolution and the forced suppression of my primal, ape brain by modern society"
1:"it's cool dog, I understand"

Fat Dog

A brand new dance based on a old phrase.

This fat dog amazes me.

Butter the Dogs

Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet

It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"

Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.

Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.

Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.

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Frosted Dog

During homosexual coitus between men, a position that consists of one man ejaculating onto the other’s phallus with the intention that the latter will insert the “Frosted” penis into the anus of his partner.

Man 1: “Hey, I’m feeling extra kinky tonight…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”

Savvy dog

One is who is extremely good with the ladies!

Parker is a savvy dog. He gets all the poon!