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another term for jerkin off.
my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon
A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
having your life terminated after having caught the swine flu..
It was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..
(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.
Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?
Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
A Bacon Party is where you become under the influence of cannabis, and then you cook an entire package if no less than 12 strips of your favorite bacon, and then proceed to eat the entire package of bacon all by yourself.
I had a Bacon Party last night!
When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon
Male:You know what your mouth needs?
Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon
When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!