another term for jerkin off.
my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon
When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-
You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
This defines the female organ known as the vagina.
Hey honey, am I lucky tonight? Yes baby, you will have full access to my bacon rose
Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case
He is such a Josh Bacon
Someone with extremely greasy hair.
Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!