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When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.
Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.
When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.
I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.
Gay guy 1: Oh man I can’t wait to ravage your rainbow bagel!!!!
Gay guy 2: Oh hurry home babe!!!
One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.
Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
Erin Bagel is a rapper who likes to eat bagels.
Erin Bagel sang a song called "The boy's a liar".