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Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.
Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.
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A subspecies of Bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a Jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.
"Dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look," Said John as he sat behind the wheel of his 'topless' Jeep.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.
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referring to someone who's a bum and has the appearance resembling a bear
A: you know I'm just a bum
B: No, you are a bummy bear
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The combination of a somersault and a barrel roll to get a Bear assault.
Bear assault!!!! Margh *pat pat pat*
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A soft cuddly dog whose too fat for her body and has a little head. Her eyes make your heart melt but her screaming at guests are unwelcome. She is a true food whore and would eat peanuts out of your shit if you let her so always keep an eye on this little gem. The best thing cuddle with at night as she loves to spoon. I love my Nala Bear.
A master rizzler so great they iare no longer told just 'W rizz' Their wild way of attracting men and women is so wild that they get nicknamed a bear
"Bro has mad game."
"Bro is pulling everyone and everything."
"Bro has W rizz."
"Nah, at this point bro's a rizzly bear."
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Noah bear is a handsome,sweet and perfect guy. He will climb mountains to make you happy, nothing would stop him from lovin you and keeping you safe he is always there for you and when trouble comes he comforts you in ways that are unexplainable.
he will love you past time it self.
But ..... He's mine so ☺️
"Ooh! I love you so much Noah bear!!"
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