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one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

by Dave21876789123 February 11, 2011

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should include the word being defined

The message that pops up when you forget to include the word being defined in the example of how it's used in a sentence. This used to not be required.

This example should include the word being defined.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

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people in denial about being white

This strange cult of white boys who seem to be "swagging in the g hizzle" almost all the time tend to hang around other people in denial about being white.

What is the origin of this strange breed of pale-playaz?

1) ADD
2) Marin County
3) Eminem

So back to my point;
These people need to be hunted down before:

1) ECKรด makes anymore money
2) All kids are overcome with "Chronic Gangsta Syndrome" which is a side affect of Ridilin, along with the condition known as "hotdog finger"(CGS)

I have spoken my piece.

hook me up....

by Sombrero Hombre (no soy mexicano) March 6, 2004

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the greatest being in the world

Kat.
(See Kat)

The greatest being in the world r0x0rs my b0x0rs!!11!!

by Your mom May 5, 2003

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Being in love with your best friend

Something that can be both good and bad.
Usually when you grow so close to a friend, you develop feelings for them. Can be good and bad depending on if they also like you. If not you will usually feel embarrassed.

Person 1: How do you stop being in love with your best friend?
Person 2: Uh I dunno?
Person 1: Oh ok

Person 2: Wait... did you ask me because you like me?
Person 1: Uhh... maybe

Scenario 1 (Good ending)
Person 2: Wow really I like you too!

Scenario 2 (Bad ending)
Person 2: I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way. We can still be friends though!

by I<3Chickens August 26, 2022

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Being gay according to some people

When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people

Being gay according to some people

by PushingBEnjoyer March 30, 2022

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Trip while being chased by zombies

The act of tripping the nearest person running alongside you while being chased by zombies to stall enough time for you to keep running away from utter doom

Person 1: Dude, where's Johnny? I thought he was with you.
Person 2: We were running away, but the zombies were catching up, so I had him trip while being chased by zombies. It gave me enough time to get here.

by Crest Rayleonard December 1, 2010

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