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Something fat girls have to be good at.
Friend 1:"why do fat girls give such good blowjobs?"
Friend 2:"why? "
Friend 1:" because they have to. "
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The art of ducking to avoid firing (mostly in counter strike source) and spraying ur gun with a random kill to that person with ur head in his dick area looking like you gave him a blowjob.
David: I ran past one dude 1 deaged him. then ran into a guy at double doors and he ducker blowed me wtf.
Dalton: LOL DUCK BLOWJOB'D
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Oral Sex that involves a lot of teeth and isn't enjoyable
Matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a Canadian Blowjob last night
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When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.
It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.
Yeah, it feels horrible.
Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."
Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"
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A girl's lips during and after a blowjob - usually wet, salty and a bit sticky due to the mix of cum and saliva.
I kissed her on the lips after she gave me a blowjob...her blowjob lips tasted nasty!
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When a girl gives you a blow job while chewing gum and then proceeds to blow a bubble around your dick.
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When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.
Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.
Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!
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