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That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.
"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"
A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.
Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.
Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.
Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.
When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.
I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.
A bunch of hotdogs cut up and placed into a bread bowl.
I can’t wait to go home and eat my hotdog bowl!
A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks
Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?
A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.
I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.