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Term of endearment used by fraternity members to describe specific members that they themselves have chosen to be part of their lineage.
Did you see Raul and Manolis' comment battle over their little bro's?? Those guys are frat!
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When your earlier bro left you, and you decide to get a new one making the previous bro jealous.
I will get a rebound bro, then Jeff has to get jealous!
When three or more Men sit on one another on a Couch or Love Seat.
Dunkus, APL Fisher, Johns Fat Cock had a Bro Pile
The male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion. The term is commonly used by gym rats/meat heads to surreptitiously discuss their genitalia with others who are so inclined.
A:"Hey man who is that?"
B:"That's my girlfriend. Yea pretty hot eh? As a matter of fact, I just got finished working the Bro Muscle."
A:"Bro Muscle?"
B:"It's a slow-twitch muscle that develops best with endurance exercises."
A: What?
B: "It's located in the lower region of the body and through proper technique renders desirable results."
B: "I just maxed out at 2 reps, which is a personal record! Boo Ya!"
A: Oooo ok. I, I think I know where you're going with this... Does working the Bro Muscle require a spotter? Perhaps a large muscular man like myself? ;)
B: I need an adult!!!!!
The act of two bros staring at each other, inspiring one of them to over come whatever challenge they are facing, usually within ten seconds of meeting his bro's gaze.
Joe was knocked down in a boxing match, and looked like he would lose the fight. However, he met the Bro Gaze of his bro Moe. Therefore Joe, bro of Moe, was able to get back up and KO his opponent in a single strike.
Condition used to describe someone who has the nervous habit of saying the word Bro way too much.
Guy from Jersey (overheard): Yo bro, you need to like, try working out more often and going to clubs, bro. I'm telling you, bro.
Guy from New York (to friends): That guy from Jersey has a serious case of the Bro's.
verb, -ing, -ed
To poorly and/or arrogantly park a bro truck. This action is exclusive to bros and bro trucks. Typical ways to bro park include:
1) parking in handicapped spaces.
2) parking in loading zones.
3) parking in fire zones.
4) parking in 'no parking' zones.
5) parking against red curb.
6) parking in other pedestrian areas, including up curbs, and on sidewalks.
7) parking in MOVING traffic.
8) parking, literally AT the front door of a store.
9) parking in front of fire hydrants.
10) parking across more than 1 stall.
11) parking at such an angle as to make the adjacent stalls unusable.
12) parking across stalls (sideways in a lengthwise stalls).
13) parking too far forward, taking the opposite stall as well.
14) parking too far forward, blocking (covering) sidewalks.
15) parking at such an angle as to make the greatest possible number of adjacent spaces unusable.
16) parking in any such way that you block access for or to other vehicles.
17) any combination of 1-16 above.
Common bro excuses to bro park include:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
7) because you're "more important" than everyone else.
8) because you're "just running in" or will "be right back"
In residential areas, bros often bro park with additional items in their parking stalls or attached to their bro trucks. This may include storage trailers, recreational trailers, ORV trailers, or motorcycles. These items take up even MORE stall space, often blocking access for other residents or homeowners.
A common area to see someone Bro Park is in the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro parking (noun) for related information.
"The fire department couldn't save the orphanage, because somebody decided to bro park in front of the only fire hydrant"