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THE MOST ANNOYING INSECTS IN THE WORLD
P1: The love bugs are so bad, we can't even see out the windshield!!
P2: I know right?!
P3: WOW
P4: CAR WASH HERE WE COME!!
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Betty: You have a bloody wet spot on your Jeans.
Mary: Go buy some bug plugs and stop that leak hooker
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dimply bug originated when seeing awesome dimples on a sexy guys face.(my boyfriend)
A dimply bug is like a lady bug except for having circle spots and being red, a dimply bug is blue with dents on the sides resembling dimples and a heart connecting at the opening of the wings.
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Desert bug screams when +110 F. lives in palo verde trees.
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )
Yo dudes desert singing bug drives mexicans and gringos ( crazy ) north in summer california redwoods or anywhere.
cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!
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a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day
tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed
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Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
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