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A town in California between Livermore and Stockton. The majority of the youth that live here act pathetically hard to be 'ghetto' or 'gangster'. About a good 70% of the teens/young adults are socially unaware and don't even go off to college after high school. Its not until they are in their mid to late twenties that they realize what a failure their life is, but can't do anything about it. Therefore they get married, have kids, and the next generation of ignorant Tracy kids are born.
Tracy california is filled to the top with kids who think they are from the bay when their not, ignorant, have no clue whats going on in the world, and are in complete denial they arnt 'from there' when they are.
I need to get out of this boring town where everybody thinks their a 'gangsta' when they grew up in farmville.
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When you are fucking a girl doggystyle who's vagina is extremely loose, you reach your hand inside from behind and jerk yourself off whilst fucking her.
"Did you hear I banged her? Yeah, gave myself a California Handshake while I hit it from behind"
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Ebay's Meg Whitman. Also known as the San Jose Bulldog.
Look at all those PS3's going for 1,000,000 dollars each! You'd think that the California Bulldog would do something about it already!
The California Bulldog is directly responsible for people not getting PS3's for their kids locally, because she is a ugly filthy greedy jewbag!
The California Bulldog is the ugly faced mascot of greed and evil everywhere! Damn greedy jewbag!
If my dog were as ugly as the California Bulldog, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards!
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n., the best tv show of all time. 5 seasons, from 1992-1997, about a group of highschool kids who play in a band. they deal with real life issues in between gigs. their music is amazing, and u should buy the cd if its available (there are 2 but 1 of them is hard to find - it's called the Anthology)
Man A: Are you watching California Dreams tonight?
Man B: Wouldn't miss it for the world!
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An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.
The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.
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The California steamroll is a technique that requires the female, during intercourse, to lie on her back while the male poops on her chest and then does a somersault over it forming a type of steamroll.
During sex Tim had to poo so he had Shirly lay down on the ground and gave her the California steamroll.
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Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, but rather "sliding" through.
I didn't see any cops around, so I just did a California slide through the stop sign.
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