Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

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catch you slippin

To catch someone by surprise or off guard

If you dont give me the money you owe me im going to catch you slippin.

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Catch 22

When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.

"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"

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catch me crying

Basically meaning that you’re really upset over something and you’re crying

Bro I’m so sad, catch me crying

Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

catch her by the snatch

A variation of “grab her by the pussy.”

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”

catch me ousside

You Go outside and do what you gotta do

Catch me ousside how buh dah