fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

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fake culture

a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.

Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.

I’m fake

When you say “I’m fake” it means that you have no will to live and want to jump off a bridge

I’m fake is fake on YouTube

This is so hard I’m fake

fake peppino

The 4th boss in the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower he's the cheesiest guy I know😏

Me: Who's the 4th boss in Pizza Tower
Him: Fake Peppino
Me: Ok uwu

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Fake-frum

An Orthodox Jew who, publicly, goes thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate that faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Fake Frum are not limited to clergy members and frequently include prominent laity.

Itche Meyer is so , so careful not to gab in synagogue -- - but you should see how he behaves at the shul kiddush (post-prayer Sabbath reception). Then, his fake-frumess REALLY reveals itself

fake natty

A person who claims he is natural/natty
but secretly takes steroids or other illegal drugs that enhance looks muscle mass, fat%, dryness, etc

{natty=he/she takes no steroids,ghg or any illegal drugs that enhance athletic performance or look}
{PDE drugs=performance enhancing drugs e.g. steroids}

"this instagram model claims to be a lifetime natural, but everybody knows he's a fake natty"
"look at him, he's such a fake natty he's biceps are bigger than my head!!!"

fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.