prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.

Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?

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cock fever

When a woman has a crush on a man and can't get over it. Damn she's got cock fever!

Have you seen Jamie. I hear she likes Mark. She's so hot ! She has cock fever!

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Bieber Fever

Puberty. Because Justin Bieber has singlehandedly redefined it.

Bieber Fever has caused several of Justin Bieber's concerts to be cancelled, because he can't hit the high notes anymore.

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pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

Vodka Fever

Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.

"Man, she has amazing грудь!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."

daddy fever

When a very young guy or girl is really into an older guy about 10+ years above their age.

Person 1: I’m 33 and Griff is all over me. Putting his arms around me, flirting with me, initiating conversations about sex a lot with me which is fine but like-

Person 2: Full stop. It sounds like he’s got daddy fever. Don’t make a move and wait for the vaccine.

Tay-fever

Tay-fever is a seriously irresistible condition that’s impossible to ignore and can only be cured one way. A victim of Tay-fever may completely shut down if symptoms persist.
-Symptoms
Symptoms include irritability, increased sex drive, and can result in the literal shedding of clothes.

-Cure
If Tay-fever is contracted, remove victims shirt and give them back tickles until symptoms subside.

She demanded her need for affection and it was evident Tay-fever had set in!