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a solid ball like turd, shaped like a fist,
caused by a bad diet.
jon struggled with constipation before he dropped bruno's fist
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When someone eats/drinks from both hands simultaneously.
Josh was double fisting pizza and they were both pepperoni.
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When you set your whole hand on fire and fist a girls vagina.
I met this girl and she told me she was into flame fisting, that was my first and last time I did that. My whole hand is in pain right now.
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1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
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Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.
Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.
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One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces.
you: hey bitch!
me: hey shitfist
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The act of taking ones hand and clenching it into a tight fist with the properties of iron at which point it is then thrusted into the rectum of a unsuspecting target, causing irepairable anal damage and an odd, humiliating sexual pleasure.
"My bitch likes it hot, Iron Fist style."
"...dude your fucked up."
"You ready to be fisted?"
"Yes but no lube."
"...kinky."
"Anyone like Tekken?"
"You sick fuck!"
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