jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

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half step

1. to start something with no intention of finishing.

2. to talk like you are going to get violent with someone and not follow through.

see that guy over there, he doesn't half step...he'll kick your ass

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half stepping

1. starting something with no intention of finishing.

2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.

being half assed.

quit half stepping, get the project done.

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dale city

a city in Virginia that is horrid and ghetto as hell.

AKA: Little D.C.

AKA: the armpit of Virginia

me: where do you live, I can come pick you up?
you: Dale City
me: nevermind.

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SND PICS PLZ

what morons say when they want to gawk at you on the internet.

also used mockingly if said to someone who is a douche bag, or an idiot.

also known as: DO U HAVE PICS

girl in chatroom "hey I got my haircut today"
douche bag: "SND PICS PLZ"

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dale city virginia

the armpit of Virginia.

you: hey want to go Dale City tonight?
me: hell no!

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fake and bake

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

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