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Totally Fays

When somthing sucks balls. Very uncomfortable.

"It's so fucking cold, its totally fays"

by Mike,Evan, & Justin September 25, 2007


totally fays

when somthing freaking sucks. very gay and stupid

Dude it was so cold it was totally fays.

by Mike Evan & J-wix October 29, 2007


Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.

Total Tosser
Tosser

by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012


That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.

Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!

by Two String September 25, 2021


Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 23, 2023


Total Ruxpin

Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.

That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!

by Thetommeister May 19, 2022


Totally balls

crazy, usually in a positive way. used like "wow that was insane!" after someone does a cool skateboard trick.

Athena: wow dude that movie was totally balls
Ren: what the fuck are you talking about???
Athena: totally balls??? its like "awesome"
Ren: oh cool thats totally balls

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024