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French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

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French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.

Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert

by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017


French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings June 1, 2012


The French Dipper

This is when, while eating a roast beef sandwich, you dip your balls in the au jus sauce and slowly stick them in and out of the girls mouth while she licks off the sauce.

Hey Pete! I took a girl to Subway in a first date the other night. She followed me to the bathroom because she wanted The French Dipper. Then she finished me by sucking me off on the toilet! Second time this week!

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 20, 2018


French connect

The French Connection was a scheme through which heroin was smuggled from Turkey to France and and all over Europe and then to the United States, culminating in the late 1960s and early 1970s, some what mid 80's when it provided the vast majority of the illicit heroin used in the United States.

I got my man who has dat French connect ya digg.
Where can i find dat French connect.

by Johnson123,abc August 22, 2009


French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023


French sip

When your lover kisses you with a mouthful of wine, preferably champagne, and passes you a sip; thus a French sip.

She drank from her champagne glass, kissed me and gave me a French Sip.

by aspman August 16, 2015