More arse than grass

It refers to the fact that there are a lot of attractive women around.

Kim called Josh and said: "Hey Josh, come on over, there's more arse than grass here".

grass cutting cherry popping

the act of shaving a females pubic region as foreplay prior to her first encounter of sexual intercourse.

i went out grass cutting cherry popping last night

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Grass field grabbler

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.

kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."

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Wind on the Buffalo Grass

Not dissimilar to a people without a history.

A People without a history is like wind on the Buffalo grass. - Siouz nation proverb

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grass is always greener

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.

Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee

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get it before the grass grows

When a man loves a woman, he tells that bitch to shave.
No osama in the pants!

Bitch please, get it before the grass grows

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Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

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