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A hipster-like (but not pure hipster) teen in his prime. You can often find in his natural habitat which is the big city. His easy-going attitude has confined to a bike for primary transportation. Proceed with caution, this kid is fuckin' crazy.
You see that chick with the Cutie With A Tootie Fruity Booty? Cat Guy would be all over that.
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A guy whose character is not swayed by the mainstream. He has depth, so he sees things differently. The opposite of a fuckboy. Aka any male lead from any 80s ROM COM ever. Ex: Jake Ryan, Ronald Miller, etc.
There are fuckboys everywhere! The dream guy def needs to make a comeback. *sighs in Spanish*
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The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.
Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.
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A male, who is very sweet to the ladies, he's so sweet every girl friend zones him. He also has gets played and cheated on left and right. He get's tired of girls hurting him, so he decides to do crazy and daring things.
Girl 1: He is such a sweet-guy, let's his life.
Girl 2: Okay, let's lead him on and then date a douche bag.
Girl 1: You read my mind!
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A guy in the friendzone.
Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.
Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".
Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."
Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."
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A male who doesn't have many or any male friends so he usually only has his girlfriend and/or her friends to tag along with.
Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.
Chris -"Dude, is Steve gay? cuz all I see him with is Loren and her friends."
John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."
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A man who instead of using an open urinal to pee in, goes into the stall. This man would not have to do anything other than #1.
There was an open urinal between to large black men; I decided to go shy guy.
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