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junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.

by gnostic3 August 06, 2022


hockey manager

a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.

i wish i could be a hockey manager

by cocochanel June 15, 2019


Hockey pucking

The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.

Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.

by The Actor's Mind June 18, 2017


street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.

“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”

by mducrane March 11, 2011


yee hockey

People who think that they are better than everyone when in all reality they’re just simply not

They’re a yee hockey piece of cock

by Urban dictionary nerd January 16, 2024


taco hockey

when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.

yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”

by ashthegoat November 20, 2020


Taco hockey

When bitches be flippin the clit burger around like a hockey puck.

My girlfriend played taco hockey while I was on the phone with her

by Dildo baggins 69 August 18, 2019