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Someone who rejected you
Someone who is jealous of you
Someone who only comes up when they need something from you
Someone that trys to avoid you
Someone that doesn’t care if you feel bad
Someone that wants you to get the f away from them
Someone who is mean to you or makes fun of you
Someone that uses you to fit in or impress they’re other friend
Someone who is trying to use you to act cool
A friend
A friend is someone who is kind caring cool and outgoing. They are always there when you need them the most. They don’t care what you do they still forgive you
They like you and is always there to help you.
Ramma: sits down chair
Fake friend: moves seats trying to avoid her
Ramma: hey how are you doing
Fake friend:.....
When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.
Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
A hug friend (sometimes referred to as a hug buddy) is similar to a fuck buddy. However, unlike a fuck buddy, the hug friend is only for hugging. You can call him or her any time of the day (similar to a booty call) to request a hug when you are lonely, depressed, or just want a damn hug.
Hug friends may hug while scantily clad or even naked, so long as their contact is strictly of a hug-like nature. Any additional touching of a sexual nature is considered a breach in the hug friend code so that the relationship may no longer be classified as a hug friendship.
"Yesterday I had a really shitty day, so I called up my hug friend, Mike, to request a hug. He came over and gave me a big cuddly bear-hug. Afterwards, I felt so much better."
"Room mate 1: So you went over to Amy's pretty late last night.. Did you guys do it?
Room mate 2: No, we're just hug buddies. She couldn't sleep because she needed a hug, so I went over to give her one."
A friend who has no sleep schedule yet loves sleep, collects everything they find on the ground and probably has horrific mental health.
*pile of blankets moves*
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
A person that has not yet been elevated to friend status, either in real life or in facebook. A non-friend is usually met through mutual friends.
My friend Lally is dating a non-friend.
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1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved
2. The hand that you use to masturbate
What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?
It will probably get a lot more use.
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