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The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
Florida Weekend- is an all weekend event of hanging out with friends, 2butgetting drunk, causing trouble, crusing around, bar hopping, and looking for chicks. Letting the boy's be boy's.
I can't wait to leave work Friday the boy's an I are going to have a Florida Weekend.
My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!
some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19
damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons
A ceiling fan. Often seen on Internet video calls as a telltale sign you are talking to a Floridian.
Hey Jim, did you see Ron, he had a Florida Halo on his head during that Zoom call. He's down there trying to stay cool while we freeze our butts off up here in the colder states.
when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina
me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat
As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag
On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.
A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”