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Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.
"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"
When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart
I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.
Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.
"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
To be slapped by a loctka
"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."
You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.