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Johnny Depp is the Most Beautiful Person on the face of the earth, but even if he wasn't, he would still be the Sexiest Man on the Planet because he oozes sex appeal with his voice, his body language, and his attitude, but even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful or the Sexiest he would still be the Best Actor of His Generation for his amazing transformations and courage to take roles to unexplored and unexpected places. But even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful, Sexiest, and Best Actor, he would still be the Coolest Guy on the Planet because he just is.
And I knew this before any of you other people did!
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The Formula For Becomming Johnny Depp:
Step 1: Get a half dozen meaningless tattoos and plenty of sleeveless shirts to go along.
Step 2: Grow your hair really long and have it cover your face. Join the screen actors union.
Step 3: Always look very serious while smoking something (and they'd better be something French and sophisticated).
Step 4: Now that you have the look down, get a photographer to shoot countless black and white Abercrombiesque photos of you so that little girls can hang your 40-year old body above their bed.
Step 5: Despite your new sophistication, when choosing your acting roles, remember to seek the high-paying Disney/Tim Burton Movie parts.
Step 6: Always act as eccentric as possible.
Step 7: Cash your check, and use the money to fly your personal jet to Paris.
Walk into any FYE/Newbury Comics/Spencer's Gifts for inspiration on how to become Johnny Depp.
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Johnny Bish is a disgusting man, some would say putrid. He spends his afternoons in the Pleasure Dome or his nest.
He is a pest that needs to be exterminated.
James: Have you seen Johnny Bish today?
Boon: Yeah, i saw him bashing his bishop in the Pleasure Dome
James: Classic Johnny Bish!
Nickname for Labatt Blue beer, named after John Labatt the Canadian legend brewer. Essential name to know if you live in the Buffalo area.
I need me a Johnny heavy for the bills game
A clumsy MI7 desk worker who got promoted to a secret agent after accidentally being indirectly responsible for the deaths of all the actual agents. Johnny is clumsy, careless and impulsive, but his unusually high levels of self-confidence (as well as his sidekick Bough) usually get him out of most his trouble.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
"Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. So, no sense rushing things."
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.