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What real metalheads call deathcore or any of the "slam" sub-genres of metal.
Goddammit, I am tired or listening to Nigger Metal bands like White Chapel
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the musical genre that combines elements of Metal (any metal sub-genre) and Dubstep.
Danny Dodge of DDM is the pioneer of Glitch Metal.
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A new genre of rock that appeared in the late 90's. It includes such bands as Limp Bizkit, System Of A Down, Godsmack and Saliva.
I can't use my radio anymore because it is flooded with this Nu-Metal crap.
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the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.
poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot
MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.
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A sub genre of rock ‘n roll music, branching off the Nü-Metal sub genre, characterized by heavy guitar riffs, simplistic lyrics surrounding love, loss, and sex. It is widely accepted by a class of listeners who are not visibly metal fans - such as weight room enthusiasts, football players, auto mechanics, and others who commonly use “bro” as an informal way to address a friend, acquaintance, or even a complete stranger. The common listener also usually queues up popular hip-hop tracks, gangsta rap, country, etc on their personal listening device. Bros typically refer to this genre simply as “metal.” Bands include, but are not limited to:
• Nickelback
• Creed
• Puddle of Mudd
“Hey bro. Have you heard that new Nickleback album? That shit is dope. Chad Kroeger really hits me right in the feels.”
“Bro! Bro! I hear Creed might get back together next week. I love it when Scott Stapp opens his arms wide when he shouts. That shit is tough like Jesus, bro!”
“Hey bro. I got an extra ticket to see Puddle of Mudd tomorrow night. I can’t find anyone else to go with me. I have an extra Ed Hardy shirt in it for you can have if you want to tag along. C’mon bro, no one else will go with me. C’mon bro. Broooooo?!”
“Yeah, I can’t stand watching Scott Stapp mimick Eddie Vedder’s voice or pretend he’s Jesus Christ. At least Eddie Vedder’s natural speaking voice sounds similar to how he sings. Scott Stapp sounds nasally when he talks and writes lyrics that appeal to either 3rd graders or gym rats who love bro metal.”
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A type of metal music forged in hell and brought to earth in order to destroy mankind. The style is a blend of metal and punk which originated in Pittsburgh with the band TROLLKICKER. Their first album was entitled "Pure Fucking Goblin Metal" and was the battle cry to the upcoming war involving Goblins and Trolls in the snowy hills of Appalachia.
There were many human casualties in the Goblo-Trollian war, which were seen as collateral damage by Satan's army of hell goblins, who were ready to die for Goblin Metal.
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A branch of the Brotherhood of Metal. Known for their Anti-Chav activities, the Metal Inquisition can issue Cleansing notices to any McDonalds restraunt to clear the area of Chavs after a suspected outbreak of a Chav Infestation. If this is the case, an Inquisition member can then issue a closure notice one month prior to the cleansing notice being issued, if cleansing procedures havn't been met. during heavy Chav activities, the Metal Inquisition has been known to send people out to hunt down these Chav layabouts, these people are known as Chavhunters. The ranks of the Inquisition consist of:
Chavhunter
Inquisitor
Cleansing Inquisitor
Brother Inquisitor
High Inquisitor
Lord Inquisitor
Metal Inquisition: This McDonalds is to be closed due to the failure to act upon the Cleasning notice issued one month prior to this closure order being issued.
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