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The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!
Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."
The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.
You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay
that james is a bit of a paul monk
The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!