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Someone who is addicted to high frame rates in competitive games
I use performance mode in games because I m a frame monkey
Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.
Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN
One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.
"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"
When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".
Stereotypically, any Asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. These are typically the Asians that succeed in any classes having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. Also, you use them to help you receive good grades in classes and help them by making friends they wouldn't normally have.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"
Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.