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A condition which occurs primarily in white collar corporate environments where deserving, qualified employees are either passed over for promotion or have their employment terminated outright while their comparatively apathetic or indifferent peers achieve financial and/or occupational success.
Peter is frequently tardy or absent from work while Michael and Samir are punctual, reliable workers. Peter is promoted, but Michael and Samir are fired in order to cut costs. Peter has been the beneficiary of Office Space Syndrome while Michael and Samir were the victims of it.
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A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.
1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk
2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.
Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.
When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.
Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"
- Sometime Later -
Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
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When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.
A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Box Office Mojo is a website that tracks box office revenue in a systematic, algorithmic way, founded in 1999. In 2008 Box Office Mojo was bought by the Internet Movie Database, owned by Amazon. The website is widely used within the movie industry as a source of data. From 2002-2011 Box Office Mojo had forums popular with moviefans. On October 10, 2014, the website's URL was redirected to Amazon's IMDb.com website for one day, but the website returned the following day without explanation.
Box Office Mojo is an online movie publication and box office reporting service. Box Office Mojo's purpose is to illuminate the movies through the integration of art and business. Based in Burbank, California, they produce news, analysis and the most comprehensive box office tracking available online.
Box Office Mojo was created by movie analyst Brandon Gray in 1999 and has since grown into the No. 1 box office destination worldwide, currently averaging over 2 million unique visitors per month. Box Office Mojo is regularly quoted in such publications as the Los Angeles Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today, Bloomberg, Forbes and has been featured on CNN, CNBC, Access Hollywood and Fox News among other television broadcasts. Box Office Mojo was acquired by IMDb.com, Inc. in July 2008.