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(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.
Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.
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When masterbating or having sex and instead of using one hand, you use two, hence the term "ten knuckle"
Yo, Samantha gave me the best ten knuckle shuffle I've ever had last night!
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a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.
yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.
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Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.
Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.
Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!
Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.
Anthony: What a cunt.
White Man Boogie
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The storyline of the 2006 film Lucky Number Slevin uses a "Kansas City Shuffle" as the primary plot device. As Mr. Goodkat mentions, "A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks left, you go right." The origin of its name is revealed when a cover version of the song, performed by J. Ralph, plays at the end of the film. An item of interest regarding the Kansas City Shuffle is that while you've been reading this I've been fucking your mom.
For an example of the Kansas City Shuffle, see above.
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the "dance" you do when you and someone else just start dating. Usually done next to a car or a house door. Maybe you rock your body or you scuff your feet around.
Wade "How did last night go with the new chick"
Eric "Great, I got a kiss"
Laramie "Yeah, took him ten minutes. They were doing the New Couple Shuffle"
When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.
Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"
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