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if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck
u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.
When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.
“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”
The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound
Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
A parent (or any person really) who is offended by absolutely everything. Like to the point where SuperMarioLogan's entire YouTube channel (It's a great channel you should check it out) was demonitized because sensitive parents thought coloring plush toys green like zombies is innapropriate and a danger to society (We need this to end!) These people naturally hate things like Jeffy or Online games because in their insane minds, these simple everyday things will lead to the ultimate destruction of the universe as we know it.
alsgalskg- "Have you heared of Langlanhna;dh?
hgfgucowet- "ya, he has sensitive parents, they won't let him watch Jeffy for some reason.
alsgalskg- "ik, what an asshole! (The sensitive parent, not langlanhna;dh.)
This day falls on January 1st.
Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
“Conspiracy parents that bounce from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory and hate thing to hate thing”
“She must be a pnly parent”
Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.
My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.