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Pussy pet

When you scratched your pussy so much, it becomes your little petting pet.

Girl, last night your crabs turned your pussy into a pussy pet.

by Punanislayer12 June 12, 2019


pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate

Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit

by trevelhasasmalldick March 21, 2017


pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.

Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")

by mastergeemoe November 06, 2015


Pet rock

1. A fad from the mid 70's which was just a rock in a box.
2. The type of music Flipper announced that they played.

1. Did you hear James bought a pet rock? What a dumbass, that trend's been dead since 1976!
2. "Announcing that they were playing a new form of music called 'PET rock' ('not a joke, and if it were, it wouldn't be funny')..." - Some websites regarding Flipper.

by hcpunkfan703 August 16, 2018


Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.

That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble

by The director Dan February 25, 2019


petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by June 05, 2021


Your pet

Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.

I'll be your pet whenever you need me

by Everyonelovescats July 26, 2015