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is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.
she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.
she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well
titties!
lazy poon
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Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.
Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
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When a girl's vagina has an extremely foul and fish-like odor to it.
Dude! Why would you even think about fucking her !? She has MAJOR fish poon !
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(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon vagina.
Sebastian: Yo, man! Want to go play chinese checkers?
Matthew: No way. I'm going POON SHOPPIN tonight!
Sebastian: I don't know what that is.
Matthew: I know, and you never will.
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a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.
Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.
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Multiple Queefs, one after another. At least 4 in a row are needed. Similar to a Sonic Boom, although if equal in loudness it's suggested the women seeks medical attention.
i) What the hell was that sound last night?
I reached Sonic Poon with some bar skank I picked up
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Dave, you have the bigger e-peen when it comes to gaming, but Veronica has the biggest e-poon!
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