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poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.

I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."

by toilet_bound September 14, 2013


Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult

1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."

by poop-a-trey December 10, 2018


spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

by Mr. Ornelas September 15, 2017


Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.

Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.

by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019


temper poop

When you're having that much of a temper tantrum yelling that you fart in anger

Have you just temper pooped?!

by Alo.13 December 16, 2016


Poop chew

When you put in a dip(smokeless tobacco) while you take a poop.

Molly: "hey Gilbert are you in the middle of a poop chew?"
Gilbert"yeah...poop chew 4 life"

by Molly Clarissa October 7, 2016


Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.

Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.

by Napoledan February 5, 2019