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A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.
I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.
The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
The prison where all Cryo 5 star characters go after they've had one rerun, and won't have another one for more than 2 years.
The characters that have currently been in Cryo Prison longest are Shenhe, Ganyu and Wriothesley.
Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.
Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....
“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”
"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.
"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.