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This saying, popular among Southern Church Ladies probably since there were Southern Church Ladies, both black and white, as well as many Abuelas across Latinx culture. It is derived from a New Testament Bible verses, specifically in the Book of Matthew, Ch16: v.23 and is a rebuke of Peter "“Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.” (KJV) Peter has disavowed knowledge of Jesus to the Centurions because he's feared for his own life. So, Jesus sees him as a great betrayer, an obstacle in his way.
The phrase can also be attributed to Jesus' response to the Third Temptation in the Desert in Matt. Ch. 4:v.10 "Away from Me, Satan!" Jesus declared. "For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God and serve Him only.'"
"Not today, Satan, not today" is the American vernacular translation of "Get the Behind me, Satan," and is a rebuke of any obstacle that can get in our way, telling it to get out of the way because we have bigger and better things to do.
On the 70s TV series "Sanford and Son" the character of Aunt Esther has used the phrase.
It did not originate with Bianca Del Rio on RuPaul's Drag Race in 2015. More than likely she heard it from abuelas or others in the drag community.
The title of Jordan Peele's 2022 movie "NOPE" alludes to this, as one might say "Nope, not today, Satan." Knowing this helps clarify a key question about the film's ending. Thank you Jordan Peele.
Not today, Satan, not today: is a common opening phrase of sermons given by Evangelical pastor
It is also the title of a 2015 short by writer/director Judah Ray and the title of episode 6 of the TV series "Body Hair" starring Jason Dottley
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I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell
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Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.
Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.
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An expression when you are extremely annoyed, angered and/or frustrated. Worse than God Fucking Damn It.
SATAN FUCKING DAMN IT!!!! My life has been screwed up.
A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.
Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.
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Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.
That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.
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Just another synonym for semen.
"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."
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