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when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.
"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"
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When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.
Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?
Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
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1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
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That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.
"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."
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A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.
Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."
Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."
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An Asian dish consisting of 'salt n pepper' chicken and chips with the the option of curry sauce as a side
Secret spice bag made by Asian men living in the heart of crumlin
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A metaphorical term for an unreachable level in a game, or place.
Bob tried real hard to find the secret zoo level in Accounting+, but failed to see the whole game itself was the actual zoo.
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