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Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on
When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.
A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Where your shoe gets dirt on it and it won't come off for nothing
Dude....that dirt wont come off for nothing thats a batterd shoe
Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.
I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .
A pick up line that crosses boundaries.
Nice Moo Shoes, wanna go for a walk?
Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.
Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea
they are shoes that are so ugly and are very cheap and people that usually wear them are virgins.
" ohh Connor , back at it again with the virgin shoes!"
" you have such virgin shoes"
"why are you wearing virgin shoes?"