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Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie
A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.
Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!
A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.
Simon: *Appears*
Everyone: Hi
Simon: Hello
A company that makes bad quality toys.
Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?
Not yes or no, in the middle, like diagonal.
Wow, this food is pretty Simon
I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.