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Spank September

During September, you are permitted to spank somebody.

ay homie come here its Spank September so you know what's going to happen

by rylyfo November 27, 2020


spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 24, 2020


Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021


Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018


Spank The Monkey

To stroke a black mandingo

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "

by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019


Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"

Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?

by philmphan July 7, 2023


Hang spanking

The act of hanging by the neck from a loose rope and nasturbating to achieve an ultimate orgasm.

I walked on my roommate hang spanking the other night

by Dominicvanni@gmail.com October 21, 2022