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Surprise, nocturnal cat attacks in which they fly silently through the air from unknown locations and altitudes before pouncing with full force anywhere on your bed at night.
Jim: "Thanks for letting me spend the night Sally, I always knew this day would come. Your cat is sooo cute! Does he always sleep all day? Sally? Where are you?
Sally: Yes, yes he does Jim. I'm under these six quilts and if you know what's good for you, you'd better do the same.
Jim: Are you kidding me? It's the middle of summer!
Sally: No, no I'm not kidding Jim. I'm sorry to say I have a really bad problem with cat-bombs and most men only stay over once after seeing their faces in the morning.
Jim: Where did you say you were again?
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one sexy motherfucker in the show miraculous ladybug, and doesnt get as much attention as he should get.
person 1: isnt that cat noir from miraculous ladybug?
person 2: poor guys back hurts from carrying the whole fucking show
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To whistle or yell something sexually suggestive to a stranger, usually in passing. Often this is used by sexually frustrated males as a way of getting attention from females. It is not a recommended method of flattering someone.
"I was minding my own business at a bus stop when some creep shouted 'nice rack' out of his car window at me."
"Eeew, I hate cat calls. I'm so sorry someone made you feel uncomfortable like that."
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Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.
Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.
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a looping video of a cartoon cat with a pink pop tart body soaring through space being trailed by a rainbow.
infamous for the looping "nyan" music playing in the background
nyan cat goes
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyannyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
and it goes on and on..
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The phrase herding cats comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is as difficult as herding cats. One of the commonly encountered uses of the term in technical fields is the phrase "Managing programmers is like herding cats" or "Managing engineers is like herding cats". In education it would be "Managing students is like herding cats". In reality, it would be "Managing cats is like herding cats." It refers to the individualism common in the stereotypical examples of programmers and domesticated cats. A similar phrase, allegedly of Irish origins, is "Minding mice at a crossroads".
Me: Yo. I was having trouble.
You: So, managing cats was like herding cats?
Cats: Ya!
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