Phantom Mouse Syndrome

The sensation that an amputated or missing mouse (even a wireless or optical mouse) is still present, causing the body (typically the mouse hand) to respond accordingly in conjunction with the movements of other body parts in the process of typical computer operation. Similar to phantom keyboard syndrome, and the rare and far more critical, phantom monitor syndrome.

I left the wireless mouse for my laptop at work, but because of the phantom mouse syndrome I experienced while writing this definition, I kept trying to use it anyways.

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modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

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Mickey Mouse Goal

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.

Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!

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Mickey Mouse streamer

Quackity is well known as an iPad kid but recently has been found to be a Mickey Mouse streamer.

Quackity: *mickey mouse laugh*
Karl, George and dream: MICKEY MOUSE STREAMER

By: keely

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B.H. Cat and Mouse

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.

I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.

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brown mouse

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

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Danger`Mouse

A backstabbing, wannabe hacker moron who uses people for their own personal gain but refuses to do anything in return for them.

A backstabbing, wannabe Idiot.
Normally Called "Brett"

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