Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.

Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.

ninjas on the street

Dope ninja looking dudes who participate in anime and parkour.

Aye Richard look at those ninjas on the street.
Sick Gerald let's ask the if we can join their club

Ninja Chord

Usually played on guitar, but just the same on piano, this is a series of notes that requires the player to stretch their hands out as far as humanly possible.

I can't believe all that Ninja Chords that Al DiMeola played tonight!

ninja ant

When one is running in the grass, on the blacktop, ect. and trips for no apparent reason which causes them to fall on their face.

I was playing football in my backyard and running in hot for a touchdown when suddenly at the 5 yard line damn ninja ants attacked me just before the victory.

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Douche Ninja

Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.

Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.