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When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
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A Santa Monica City College that boasts one of the best transfer rates anywhere in the country. It has the #1 transfer rate to UCLA and other UC schools compared to Los Angeles community colleges. Because of the high property tax, SMC is well-funded and has great programs, a fantastic and open campus, and a diverse student body.
"Trying to park at Santa Monica College? It might take a while"
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The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.
Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?
Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.
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Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.
Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).
Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.
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A perverted song that has messed up lyrics that you expect to be something but isn't
Did you hear Santa baby on the radio last night?
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Hot, dry winds in Southern California that come from the desert, most common during fall or winter. They bring very low humidity, world class visibility, and perfect weather, until they incite arsonists to start fires, which the winds spread at explosive rates.
While New York was suffering with a mid-January blizzard, the Santa Ana winds came to Southern California and brought gorgeous 85 degree weather and deep blue skies to San Diego, at which point an arsonist scumbag started a fire that burned 750000 acres and 500 homes.
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A sex act. Like a pearl necklace, only in the shape of a beard, and on three ho's.
Bro: I did a Full Santa Clause this year!
Dude: No way!
Bro: Yea. My girlfriend left because of it.
It is where you are taking part in a threesome including anal sex, this also includes a man/woman wearing a santa costume and after they are done the santa costume is burnt in a pile of Mexican hats
"You wanna try a dirty da santa?"