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A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.
Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.
Reference to "off the chain," implying there is nothing fun about the situation.
"The keg has run dry" said Thomas. "Oh no! Where is the chain?" replied Edward.
You’re asking a lot of questions for someone who doesn’t even know where your own bones are
Dogs be like: Where yo bones at?
A term used when something or someone's whereabouts are not known.
Where's Zoey. In the Basement!
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
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Used if you fool someone, or make them think you’re going to do something but you don’t actually. When someone gets baited
*skills up his mate in football*
OHHHH WHERE YU GOIN?